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Ladies and Gentlemen
Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants.
I come before you and stand behind,
To tell you of something that's not on my mind.
Next Thursday, Good Friday, there is to be
A Mother's Day meeting, for fathers only.
Admission is free so please pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
Please come and listen alone with us,
The next on the docket we're not to discuss:
The crime that was never committed.
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People
People are often unreasonable and selfish.
Give those people something to think about.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Sometimes the truth hurts.
If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies.
Know who they are and keep an eye on them.
If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you.
Being smart and suspicious helps.
What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight.
Maintaining security measures raises your chances of catching that sonofabitch.
If you find serenity and happiness, people will be envious.
Acting miserable isn't exactly a better option.
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